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On the highways of Mississippi, a psychotic priest and his brother are on a crusade to absolve sinners with their own brand of murder.

A group of teenagers go for a partying weekend in the woods. Unknown to them the woods they have chosen is home to a legend. The legend of a young girl who was bullied and then committed suicide. Are the woods haunted by a peaceful spirit or a spirit hell bent on destruction? Or is everything not quite what it seems? Watch as our teenagers fight with all their might to survive until morning.

Clusterf*ck is the sexy, funny, heartfelt and always entertaining story of a group of friends in their mid-twenties who drink too much, make mistakes, hurt each other, hurt themselves and live to learn from it all. A coming of age into adulthood web series in a time where it's normal to stay a kid well into your "grown up" years.

唐明(míng )，就像(xiàng )很多屌(😸)丝(🔜)故(⏹)(gù )事里的男主角一(yī )样，从(cóng )小到大(dà )遇到的异性都是女(nǚ )神(🛒)级(🔎)的(🕹)，在(🏾)经(🦂)历(⏹)(lì(🏢) )了(💖)一(♉)堆(🔫)(duī )奇怪的(de )事情后，唐明把人(rén )生的不幸归结于(yú )自己从(cóng )小(🚄)到(🔪)大(🌕)(dà )发着的相同的梦，一次解梦(mèng )的经历(lì )中，卷(juàn )入了一(yī )场警(🍪)匪(🙃)追(🎞)逐(🎱)事(🦉)业(🐈)，负(📥)责(🌀)这(🍯)次(🔥)(cì ) 逮捕案(àn )的是女(nǚ )主角白(bái )古清，为了彻查本案潜伏在(☔)(zà(🚀)i )牛(🗼)氏集(jí )团的目(mù )标嫌疑(yí )人，失业已久的唐明前往牛(niú )市集团(tuá(💂)n )工(🏰)作(🌜)，公(🚠)交(🗓)车(🍙)(chē(🤒) )站(🐦)偶(🐸)遇女神(shén )白古清，却遭小(xiǎo )人整蛊(gǔ )给女神(shén )留下坏印象，人(🥟)生(🍁)(shē(💬)ng )的拐角点，喜剧(jù )的相遇(yù )却触发(fā )了悲惨的前尘往事(shì )：唐(🌷)明(💬)是(🎲)(shì(👏) )唐(🛎)三(🤾)藏(🧖)(cá(🖋)ng )的(🤹)转(👒)世(shì )，白骨(gǔ )精正是白古清的前生，两人(rén )的关系(xì )因堕落(luò(🛶) )凡(👭)间的(de )唐三藏而更加亲密，前世种(zhǒng )下的缘(yuán )分在两(liǎng )人之间(jiān )悄(🤳)然(🚨)开(🈁)花(💜)。为(⬛)对(🏿)抗(🌅)牛(🌥)总(🍔)的邪(xié )恶势力(lì )，唐明(míng )和唐三(sān )藏师徒开始(shǐ )策划周密的(😗)营(🍪)救(📄)(jiù )工作，最后，究竟是邪不能胜正(zhèng )？

保罗载着无忧(yōu )无虑身(shē(🐍)n )患(🎼)绝(⛔)症(🥡)(zhè(🤴)ng )的(🌧)兄(🍱)弟(👭)艾(🥅)略(🌘)特，踏(tà )上了去往加州猛(měng )犸 山的(de )告别之(zhī )旅。而艾略特计划(💰)着(🔍)在猛犸(mǎ )山按照(zhào )“尊严(yán )死亡法(fǎ )案” 来结束自己的生命。保(bǎo )罗(🍧)不(😴)仅(🏚)(jǐ(👚)n )承(🐄)受(🅱)着(🕞)(zhe )极(⚓)大(🍺)的(📑)(de )悲痛，还要承担起家 庭的责(zé )任。

In 1986, three teens were brutally murdered after knocking on the door of 59 Oakwood Lane. The killer was never found. Over the next forty years, rumours turned to legend, and while few will admit to believing the stories, kids are still warned never knock on the door of 59 Oakwood Lane for fear of what may answer.On this Halloween night, Grace and her friends are going to wish they’d heeded the warnings and never knocked…